{"id":602,"date":"2007-02-21T16:57:31","date_gmt":"2007-02-21T15:57:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/volker-schering.de\/weblog\/index.php\/2007\/02\/21\/fuer-die-naechste-reise\/"},"modified":"2007-02-21T16:59:36","modified_gmt":"2007-02-21T15:59:36","slug":"fuer-die-naechste-reise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/volker-schering.de\/weblog\/2007\/02\/21\/fuer-die-naechste-reise\/","title":{"rendered":"F\u00fcr die n\u00e4chste Reise"},"content":{"rendered":"

Anleitung:<\/p>\n

Wenn im Zug \/ Flugzeug die Sitznachbarn nerven….<\/p>\n

    \n
  1. \u00d6ffne seelenruhig und mit bedachten Bewegungen Deine Laptoptasche.<\/li>\n
  2. Hole Dein Laptop hervor.<\/li>\n
  3. Schalte es ein.<\/li>\n
  4. Halte das Laptop so, dass der nervige Sitznachbar den Bildschirm sehen kann.<\/li>\n
  5. Schliesse deine Augen und blicke ergeben zum Himmel.<\/li>\n
  6. Klicke auf diesen Link: http:\/\/www.thecleverest.com\/countdown.swf<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    Anleitung: Wenn im Zug \/ Flugzeug die Sitznachbarn nerven…. \u00d6ffne seelenruhig und mit bedachten Bewegungen Deine Laptoptasche. Hole Dein Laptop<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wikipediapreview_detectlinks":true,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-602","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-allgemein"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/volker-schering.de\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/volker-schering.de\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/volker-schering.de\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/volker-schering.de\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/volker-schering.de\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=602"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/volker-schering.de\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/602\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/volker-schering.de\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=602"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/volker-schering.de\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=602"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/volker-schering.de\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=602"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}